Friday, July 31, 2009

Texas Philosophies for Eve

Eve Online is a lot like Texas, everything is bigger and tougher in Texas.Here's some texas philosophies applied to New Eden

1. Texas: Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

2. Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

3. Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.

4. If yer ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back to make sure it's still there.

5. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

6. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

7. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'

8. Always drink upstream from the herd.

9. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

10. Don't squat with your spurs on.

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